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The dog fight.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BamBamblazer, Apr 30, 2004.

  1. BamBamblazer

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    Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and
    decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5
    years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog
    won would be entitled to dominate the world.

    Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
    world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
    biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which
    gave him all the milk.

    After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
    seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody

    could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
    with a strange looking animal.

    It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there
    was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the
    Afghanistani dog.

    When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and
    slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.

    Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
    Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its
    mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.

    There was nothing left of his dog at all.

    Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand
    how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
    with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
    biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

    "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons
    working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weiner dog."
     
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