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The Drunk

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Nov 20, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    The Drunk

    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
    later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
    A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
    bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
    is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
    "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet,"
    slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and
    squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks
    in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
     
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    HAHAHA thats really funny
     
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