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The elderly gentleman and Viagra

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Nov 17, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    An elderly gentleman carefully walked to the local drug store there in the
    neighborhood and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

    The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied,
    "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces".

    The pharmacist said, "That is too small a dose. That won't get you through
    sex."

    The old fellow said, "Oh I am past eighty-five years old and I don't even
    think about sex anymore." I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't
    pee on my shoes!
     
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