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The Eulogy Of The Mice

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Hail the proud mice, though many, and simple, they live innocent lives, a simple survival. Praise thier resourcefulness and drive.....

    In a harsh world, they have been set, the wander lonely, but I would give them shelter! I freely give them my barns, my old cars, in fact, anywhere I do not roam.

    In desperation or of some animal wickedness though, they do not obey my request, their gods and spirits do not seem to be amiable to my peace, and they now reside among each other and with me, in my house

    After failed peace talks, and ferverent requests to what deities surround our joined auras which fell upon deaf or arrogant ears, I sadly had to resort to the most base nature of the soul, the judge

    At 0324 on 20050224 a young mouse was caught in a glue trap set under the battle doctrines. I comforted it, caressed it in it's final hours, and listened to it's last prayer

    On a cold winter night in the cold light from a post lamp, my young mouse adversary was executed by a sold lead .22 long rifle round from my Savage 4LC.

    Under new doctrines, all further executions shall be done by .22 to the cranial area. 12 gauge birdshot and 9mm hollowpoints were deemed too extreme.

    I hope the future mice shall heed this message and vacate post haste. It is sad that one of thier youngest and smallest fell to it's parents greed.

    Hail the proud mice, hail thier lives, and may peace eventually reign throughout the community

    Gott Ist Mit Uns
    Gott Ist Mit Mäuse
    Gott Ist Mit Auferstehung Joe

    Amen
     
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  2. TSGB

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    Amen.
     
  3. mosesburb

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    When diplomacy fails, there is only one option left.

    Translation for those of us who don't speak Kraut??

    Any pics/video of the trial and execution??
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    God Is With Us

    God Is With Mice

    God Is With Resurrection Joe


    I could take video, but it's a knife edge morality issue to me, kind of sick
     
  5. Shaggy

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    Somewhere, a mouse is playing taps... Gently... :usaflag:

    :rotfl:
     
  6. boggerless

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    death to all mice. don't defecate on my floor. :) LOL
     

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