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the extra akward pharmacy trip...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. sled_dog

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    So, I decided to make a pharmacy run recently. I am not seeing anyone at the moment, but I ran out of condoms when I was recently seeing someone. Decided to randomly stock up, just in case. So I go to the local pharmacy, and go grab them. I got the larger box just because I ran out last time, why not just save myself the trip in the future? Grabbed a think of KY as well, because, why not? So then I went to check out. Now I am usually a pretty "don't give a **** what others think" kind of guy, but condom purchase is still one thing I feel strange about.

    Now a little quick background. My local pharmacy seems to really enjoy hiring very young females to work the counter. Usually cute, but not beautiful.

    So anyway, I walk up to the counter, and for once someone is there. Usually they have a bell and a sign saying "ring for service". Because it is such a HUGE and BUSY store(sarcasm!). Anyway, this time there are 2 girls there. One talking to the other about what she is doing tonight. Whatever, they rudely hold a minute long conversation and you can tell just by the conversation they are YOUNG. So whatever, the one finally notices me and steps aside to let me ring out, but is still talking to the cashier. I put down my box of condoms and my personal lube. They stop talking and the one walks away(not abrupt like they realized what I was buying and she ran situation, just finished talking).

    The cashier finally acknowledges me and says hi. Now both of these girls were what I would call very attractive, but obviouslly WAY too young, so I just say hi and want to get out of there. She looks down at the items and just makes a noise something like "woo". The kind of thing you always expect the cashier is going to say with those purchases, but they never do out of courtesy. Yea so now I'm saying in my head "wtf was that? is she amazed at the amount I am purchasing? saying, wtf does he need these for? or is she going, hmm like to find out what he needs those for? oh shut up dude shes younger than your sister, thats dirty!" So I make my purchase and leave.

    I just found it kind of hilarious in hind sight. It was the paranoid thought I always have come true, haha.
     
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    That's like when I go get the 36 pack at wally world...the cashier always looks at me funny.
     
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    They still make condom's? :eek1: :D
     
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    Every time I buy condoms and a bottle of Bali Moonlight (:haha:) and get a decent looking female cashier I always get a little smirk and a "you have yourself a great night!". The last time that happened I flashed a smile back and asked if she wanted to come. I think I caught her a little off guard.
     
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    Do like I did last time, condems, personal lube, and chocolate syrup.

    The cashier just smiled and winked.
     
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    THANKS:D v
     
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    Try buying lube, bananas, fireplace matches, and one of those cutting boards with the handle on them. :haha:
     
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    I had a friend who would always check who was at the checkout. If you was a young chick he would grab some beer, a porn mag, and bottle of lotion- then watch them turn red as he started talking about his plans for the evening..
     
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    There ya go! :bow: :haha:
     
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    brilliant use of a pun!!!!!! :bow: :haha:

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    pun pad.
     
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    I was hoping someone would catch that. She sure did. :D
     
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    yeah probably the last time I had an awkward purchase of this sort. I was at wally world with a group of 3 other very attractive girls plus the gf, we bought a large jar of vasiline, some rubber gloves, and a disposable camera...the guy cashier gave me the "why you lucky bastage" look as we walked out and I slapped them all in the butts.

    Remington
     
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    The wife and I still act like kids when we buy those.

    And yea once we bought a box It was only 3 cause they were out of the others, a bottle of wine, some whipped cream and candles.

    She told the cashier that the kids went to grandmas for the night and winked.
     
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    yah, they're cheap at wallyworld

    or condomman.com
     
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    My wife (girlfriend at the time) and I went on a week vacation with her parents, brother, and brothers girlfriend. Since there were so many we took two cars. While stopped for gas her brother And I decided to take a leak in the restroom. While in there we found a condom machine:D . Keep in mind I was 16-17 at the time and he was 15. Anyway we load up with as many colored and glow in the dark condoms as well could buy with the change in our pockets when his dad walks in and gives us the damnedest look:eek1: :o . Not sure how many colors I changed but I don't think I have ever worried so much in my life. Apparently later he said something to my wife (girlfriend at the time) but never mentioned it to me. That scared me so bad I still remember it vividly today....

    Did I mention my wifes dad was a preacher?:doah:
     
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    I think you win. Though the story is mildly killed by the fact that you married and are still with her, ha.
     
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    true, very true
     

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