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The Flower Show

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by K5Jimmy, Apr 7, 2004.

  1. K5Jimmy

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    Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.


    One leaned over and said, "Life is so damned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For five dollars I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"


    "You're on!" said her friend, holding up a five dollar bill.


    As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.




    Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.


    The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.


    "What happened?" asked her waiting friend.


    "I won First Prize for the 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
     
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