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The Frog ***joke, may offend someone...***

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by tRustyK5, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Just got this in my email...



    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

    "Well," said the clerk, "I have some very large bullfrogs. They say they've been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied.

    "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

    When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

    In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

    "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone.

    Rene
     
  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    My wife would like to know where she could find such a frog??
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    good one rene /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> LOL ! I love it !
     
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    okay, okay...I laughed /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif/forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    Where can I get me one o' them there ribbit soundin' thingy's??
     

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