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The Genie~JOKE~

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Mar 28, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    >> > > > > > > Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar
    >>but
    >>didn't
    >> > > have
    >> > > > > >a
    >> > > > > > > > >lighter so he asked Ole for a light.
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >"Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and
    >>reached
    >>into
    >> > > > his
    >> > > > > > > tackle
    >> > > > > > > > >box and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get
    >>dat
    >>monster??
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >"Ya, sure, he's right here in my tackle box," said
    >>Ole.
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >"Could I see him?"
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie.
    >>His friend
    >>says
    >> > > > "Hey
    >> > > > > > > dere!
    >> > > > > > > > >I'm a good friend of your master.Vill you grant me
    >>vun vish?"
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >"Yes I will," the genie said, so Sven asks him for
    >>a million
    >> > > bucks
    >> > > > > >and
    >> > > > > > > the
    >> > > > > > > > >genie hops back into the tackle box and leaves him
    >>standing
    >>there
    >> > > > > > > waiting
    >> > > > > > > > >for his million bucks.
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of
    >>a million
    >> > > ducks
    >> > > > > >flying
    >> > > > > > > > >overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for
    >>a million
    >> > > Bucks,
    >> > > > > >not
    >> > > > > > > > >Ducks!"
    >> > > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > >Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is
    >>hard of
    >> > > > hearing.
    >> > > > > >Do
    >> > > > > > > yew
    >> > > > > > > > >really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?
    >> > > > > >
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    LMAO!!! That's exactly the kind of genie I'd end up with.

    Rene
     
  3. MaxCrack

    MaxCrack 1/2 ton status

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    heheh, I've heard that joke before, but the guy had a 12 inch pianist.
     

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