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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Jul 23, 2004.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    A woman went into a store to buy her
    > husband a pet for his birthday.
    > After looking around, she found that all the
    > pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she
    > wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well,"
    > said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
    > trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't
    > been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman
    > thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true ... no more
    > blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's
    > ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
    > The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this
    > less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was
    > awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making
    > hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the
    > kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What
    > are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied... "If I
    > can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone." /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
    >
     
  2. mrk5

    mrk5 The Sticker Guy Moderator Vendor GMOTM Winner Author

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    Even though I often find things funny, I rarely laugh out loud.

    This one actually got an audible chuckle out of me. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  3. k5freak44

    k5freak44 1/2 ton status

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