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The good, the bad, and the ugly

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Apr 10, 2006.

  1. jarheadk5

    jarheadk5 1/2 ton status

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    Might be a repo, but still funny...


    1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's banging the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: Your wife is in them.

    5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

    6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    8. Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    Really Ugly: She makes more money than you.
     
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    funny...:haha:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Repost or not - that's funny stuff.:haha:
     
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