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The Great Fart Survey..........since you asked!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Oct 10, 2006.

  1. dontoe

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    [​IMG]Farters of Australia we salute you!
    Bernie Hobbs has the results AND the pie charts and bar graphs.
    Almost 1000 gassy Aussies took part in the Great Fart Survey, and we’ve just finished crunching all that smelly data. The office is not a pretty sight!
    The big news: Aussie kids fart about 24 times a day – which is about twice as often as the books say, and that's not counting when they’re asleep! Shame it’s not an Olympic event.
    The most common farts were the aptly named Common Fart (25%), followed by our old friend the Silent but Deadly (23%). The least common fart was the Squirter – but that still happened a scary 7% of the time. Yukko!

    We were surprised that only 39% of participants like the smell of their own farts (we all love ours) but we were impressed and kinda freaked out that 28% of our farters can let one rip whenever they want. Go team!
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    Check out more Fart Survey pie charts and bar graphs >>
    And for all that boys go on (and on and on) about farting, there wasn't much real difference between how often or what kind of farts they do compared with girls – except for when it came to baked beans...
    The Baked Beans Experiment was the really scientific part of the survey, and we had about 100 dedicated subjects counting their farty action over two days - one day without and one day with baked beans for brekkie.
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    Sure enough, science backed up what we all know – baked beans make you fart! (a whopping 40% more than usual!)
    But either boys and girls have different ideas of what makes a common fart, or baked beans have a different effect on them.
    The girls who ate beans did much more Silent But Friendly and Squirter farts. But the guys did heaps more Common and Thunderer farts.
    Hmm, looks like some further research might be called for...
    Check out more Fart Survey pie charts and bar graphs >>
    Thanks heaps everyone!
    Bernie.
     
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    FOR MUD 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    I don't like the sound of the"Squirter" might be messy!!!!
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha:

    Makes you wonder how much money was wasted on that survey though:rolleyes:
     
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    ? A crap load ? :laugh:
     
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    :doah::haha::haha::haha::bow::p:
     
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    When I hear or think of a woman being a "squirter", I think of the opposite hole in which the "Big O" has been pleasured upon the lucky lady. :doah: :haha:
     

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