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The guy at the Kragen's counter

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Ryan B., Nov 8, 2002.

  1. Ryan B.

    Ryan B. 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

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    "I need header gaskets for my smallblock chevy round port" and the guy at the kragens counter starts asking me for the make and model of the vehicle. Looking in the computer. I tell him that he's not gonna find it in the computer...
    I finally get frusterated with the guy and go behind the counter myself and walk into his stock area since i know right where the gaskets are i've been in there so many times. I grab them in about 2 seconds flat. He just looks at me and feels like a dumbass.
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    I'll only go into kragens if i know exactly what i'm there for. I can't stand the stupid teens behind the counter.
    ... unless its a hot chick.
     
  2. Shaggy

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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    <font color="green"> I say you ask him out. You never know what might happen until you just ask him. Ask him to go to lunch, lunch is a good first date. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif </font color>
     
  3. chevyfumes

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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    And remember Ryan, no sex on the first date it'll make you look like a slut.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

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    And remember Ryan, no sex on the first date it'll make you look like a slut....

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    And walk awkward.. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    and for god sakes, wear clean underwear!! The feather boa and tiarra would be a big hit as well!
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    LOL, /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif oh my god, /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. chevyfumes

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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

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    And remember Ryan, no sex on the first date it'll make you look like a slut....

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    True, very true. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif Thats why Ryan should blow him instead. He won't look like a slut then. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
  9. Shaggy

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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    <font color="green"> Now I see what I miss in chat... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif </font color>
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    I wanna watch! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  11. chevyfumes

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    True, very true. Thats why Ryan should blow him instead. He won't look like a slut then.

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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    wow...and they say there is a Mod in this forum? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    wow...and they say there is a Mod in this forum

    [/ QUOTE ] He's busy behind the kragen counter.... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

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    He's busy behind the kragen counter....

    [/ QUOTE ] LOL /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif LOL
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    he shouldn't ask him out yet cause he may have somthing going on already with this guy mark he works with, but I know ryan can't sleep because of it so he'll be back tommorrow to buy something and share wheelin pics... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    eeeek. this place has gone to the birds! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif I gotta admit, I'm laughin' /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: The guy at the Kragen\'s counter

    Actually, he SHOULD swallow. That way he'll for sure get the employee discount /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif AND he leaves the store with no tell-tale stain on the front of his shirt......... /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    AND he leaves the store with no tell-tale stain on the front of his shirt

    [/ QUOTE ] You mean on his blue dress don't ya....LOL /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    GAWD!!! I can't wait for Ryan to see this post now..... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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