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The hippy and the nun

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. gjk5

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    A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.

    He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex ?"

    "No," she replies, "I'm married to God."

    She then stands up and gets off at the next stop.

    The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says: "I can tell you
    how to have sex with her !"

    "Yeah?" says the hippy.

    "Yeah", says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
    night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
    hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in
    the cemetery claiming to be God."

    The hippy decides to give it a try and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
    suggested on the next Tuesday night.

    "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "I
    have ordained it. You must have sex with me."

    The nun agrees without question but begs him to restrict himself to anal
    sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

    God agrees and promptly has his wicked way with her.

    As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
    "Ha-ha!" he cries. "I am the hippy!"

    "Ha-ha!" cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver."


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  2. SUPERSUB87

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: there is wrong... then just plain wrong.... then that.:haha:

    but i think you need to post this under the whole birth control thread... after all. Cant get them pregnant when you go up that way... only mud babies.
     
  3. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    Awww......I'm tellin'....you said a bad word....
     
  4. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    And I didn't think that there was any to make that joke any worse.:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  5. gjk5

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    what do you mean?? what's better than cemetary buttsecks with a busdriver?
     
  6. SUPERSUB87

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    i think he was talking about me... but you got a point
     
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    Cemetary buttsecks with a busdriver in nun drag at midnight, of course. :haha: :haha:
     
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    While dressed like God, no less...:haha:
     
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    I believe that would be called riding the Hell Train!
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Youmade it soo easy, I had to do it.
     
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    I feel as though I have just stepped onto the escalator to HELL.
     

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