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the irish sinner

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bigmeats, Mar 30, 2002.

  1. Bigmeats

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    THE IRISH SINNER
    >
    > "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession
    > for six
    > months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."
    >
    > The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"
    >
    > "Yes, Father, 'tis I."
    >
    > "And who might be the woman you were with?"
    >
    > "I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."
    >
    > "Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as
    > well tell me
    > now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
    >
    > "I cannot say."
    >
    > "Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
    >
    > "I'll never tell."
    >
    > "Was it Bridget O'Shanter?"
    >
    > "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
    >
    > "Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
    >
    > "My lips are sealed."
    >
    > "Was it Fiona Mallory, then?"
    >
    > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    >
    > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
    > O'Shaughnessy,
    > and I admire that. But, you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off
    > with you
    > now."
    >
    > Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend, Sean, slides over and
    > whispers,"What'd
    > you get?" "Five more good leads"
    >
    >
     
  2. jimmyjack

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    Catholic girls ROOOOL!!!!! I went to 12 yrs of Catholic school!
     

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