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THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO NEW YORK

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jun 30, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > > THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO NEW YORK
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    > > (must be read with an italian accent)
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    > > One day ima gonna New York to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to
    > > eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings
    > > me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the
    > > toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna to piss onna my plate. She
    > > say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even
    > > know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
    > >
    > > Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The
    > > waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I
    > > wanna fock. She tell
    > > me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock
    > > on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma
    > > bitch. I don't even know the lady and she
    > > call me sonna ma bitch.
    > >
    > > So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my
    > > bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna [censored]. He tell me to go
    > > to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna [censored] on my bed. He say
    > > you better not [censored] onna bed, you sonna
    > > ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch.
    > >
    > > I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I
    > > say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Twiz

    Twiz 1/2 ton status

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    My gramps was Italian, I loved to hear him tell his stories, kinda close to how that was typed out. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Miss my Gramps. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif
     

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