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The joys of sex

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Just thought I'd change the subject :p:

    Are you a casual user or an addict? If you're an addict, do you need to thieve to support your habit? What's the craziest thing you've ever done for a fix?:wink1:
     
  2. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    I'm a recovering addict. I've got Irish twins (11 months 3 days apart). I try to keep off the stuff, there is no way I can afford any more of the side effects. Sadly though, my wife is still a user (with me, I know what your all gonna say), and keeping of it has been hard.

    Using is a bad scene:haha:

    Al
     
  3. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    HAHA! Cool post.

    I'm definatley an addict...Although I'm lost on how to steal it. Wouldn't the other person be pretty damned upset about that?:eek1: :haha:

    Craziest thing...Hmmm. Getting a fix while driving is always cool. :eek1: :eek1: :D
     
  4. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    You mean you can still have sex after marriage? Crap, think of all the years I've lost......:doah:
     
  5. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    I don't think you should be allowed to say what he just said and post :) and :eek1: next to each other.

    Just look at it!

    :eek1:

    This IS a good thread:haha::bow::bow::bow::bow:
     
  6. Jagged

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    >:|
     
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  7. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    haha! Well, I guess I could edit it. :haha:
     
  8. Cricket

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    Red Hot Thread I see.

    At my age and marital status I've throttled down to a casual user.

    Never steal for a fix - you'll get your hands chopped off - and righty is your best friend.

    Craziest thing I ever did for a fix was sign the marriage contract.
     
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    Definately an addict, when it's readily available and willing i suppose.:crazy:
     
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  10. BigOrange90Jimmy

    BigOrange90Jimmy 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Addict, I am. I mean, come on! I AM IN COLLEGE!!!
     
  11. muddybuddy

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    im an addict, im in highschool what did ya expect???
     
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    Most junkyards dont have an abundance of women, if you catch my drift :shame: :whistle:

    Yes, I am addicted. Unfortunately, my dealer doesnt keep enough in supply to satisfy my cravings. This leads to getting my fix alone...:doah:
     
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    It aint stealing if you own the damn thing :D
     
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    Im an addict, and unfortunately there are not many pushers around anymore. I, like others have become sexually self sufficient.
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I grow my own....
     
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    If im tired from lifting wieghts or something....I make love to my truck.
    -Harrison
     
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    reminds me of a comment a guy told his wife when she caught him in the shower "it's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want to!" :haha: :haha:

    me, an addict.
     
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    now that is great :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    im addicted.... i am known to make 1100 mile round trips to get laid by the GF. well worth it.
    Grant
     

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