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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Apr 25, 2006.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his
    > entire estate in trust for his beloved widow.
    > However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.
    >
    > Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups
    > of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not
    > admitted.
    >
    > The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been
    > raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol
    > out of the high schools.
    >
    > In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called
    > documentaries.
    >
    > How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is
    > married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides
    > of his pickup truck.
    >
    > Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The
    > winner gets $3 a year for one million years.
    >
    > Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock
    > burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer
    > park.
    >
    > The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is
    > Interstate 40.
    >
    > An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck.
    > He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said,
    > "Bout what"?
     
  2. big dan

    big dan 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    thats my dad's favorite tv show
    and I know people with tobacco spit dried on both sides of the truck
    :haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Hahahaha

    My buddy totally did that with a hundai a couple weekends ago. That thing will do mad e-brake slides on wet grass/mud.

    We also learned that with enough right foot, i could get through mud that idiots in 4x4's were getting stuck in :haha:
     
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    Now there's an idea, tobacco spit vinyl decal.:haha:
     

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