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The lion tamer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shane74, Sep 30, 2004.

  1. shane74

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    The lion tamer
    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
    One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a
    gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
    ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're
    history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try
    out first?"
    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the
    gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant
    and begins to charge her.
    About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked
    body.

    The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
    licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body
    for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
    The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.
    He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to
    the older man and asks, "Can you top that?"
    The older man replies, "No problem, just get that d@mned lion out of the
    way."
     
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