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The Little Boy And The Leperchaun~JOKE~

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Mar 18, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    A little boy was in the school's bathroom. He found
    there was no toilet paper so he used his hand. When he got
    back to his classroom the teacher asked what he had
    in his hand.

    "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared
    away."

    The teacher couldn't get him to open his hand and sent
    him to the principal who also asked what he had in his hand.

    "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared
    away."

    He was sent home with a note asking to see his parents,
    so his mom asked him what he had in his hand.

    "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared
    away."

    He was sent to his room. In a while his dad came in and
    asked, "What do you have in your hand?"

    Again came the reply, "It's a little leprechaun, and if
    I open my hand he'll get scared away."

    His dad ordered him to open his hand, and as he did so the
    boy said, "Oh no, Dad, look; you scared the [censored] out of him!"
     
  2. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Nasty..LOL! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  3. Capman2k

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    Didn't they have sinks in the bathroom?? That kid's mom should be shot, making him think it's okay to walk around with sh*t on his hand /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
  4. riz

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    <font color=blue> He had poop in his hands !
     
  5. jackedjimmy350

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    you said POOP!
     

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