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The Mafia

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. shewheeler

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    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

    "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated
    38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leave me your Rolex
    watch instead."

    "You lisin to me, soma day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna have
    a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple bambinos.

    Soma day you goina coma home an maybe finda you wife ina bed with anudda
    man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say TIMES UP?"

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  2. Don

    Don 1/2 ton status

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