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The milk test

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Oct 5, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his
    > > > >life science classroom, staring at a question on the
    > > > >final exam paper. The question directed:
    > > > >
    > > > >"Give four advantages of breast milk."
    > > > >
    > > > >What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble
    > > > >whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
    > > > >
    > > > >1. No need to boil.
    > > > >2. Never goes sour.
    > > > >3. Available whenever necessary.
    > > > >
    > > > >So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth
    > > > >answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He
    > > > >frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
    > > > >Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and
    > > > >triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:
    > > > >
    > > > >4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.
    > > > >
    > > > >He received an A.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif good one /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
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    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    cool wes, prego liked it too /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     

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