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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER......

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Grim-Reaper, Jun 20, 2002.

  1. Grim-Reaper

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    Subject: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER......

    Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to
    her husband that her breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
    Un-characteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
    paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
    stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

    "How long will this take?", she asks.

    "They'll grow larger over a period of years" he replies.

    The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
    breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

    "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again someday.
     
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