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The miracle of toilet paper

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chris87K5, Mar 8, 2003.

  1. Chris87K5

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    >The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
    >
    >Fresh from her shower,
    >a woman stands in front of the mirror,
    >complaining to her husband that
    >her breasts are too small.
    >
    >Instead of characteristically telling
    >her it's not so, her husband
    >uncharacteristically comes up with
    >a suggestion.
    >
    >"If you want your breasts to grow,
    >then every day take a piece of toilet
    >paper and rub it between your breasts
    >for a few seconds."
    >
    >Willing to try anything, the wife fetches
    >a piece of toilet paper and stands in front
    >of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
    >
    >"How long will this take?" she asks.
    >
    >"They will grow larger over a period
    >of years," he replies.
    >
    >The wife stops. "Do you really think
    >rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
    >my breasts every day will make my
    >breasts larger over the years?"
    >
    >Without missing a beat the husband
    >says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
     
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