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The Mirror

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Sep 21, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror, taking a hard look at herself. "You know, love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."

    She turns to her husband and says . . . "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

    He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice . . . "Well. . . there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
     
  2. Muddytazz

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  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    i bet he didn't get any for a while /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gifAhh the joys of marraige /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. Confedneck

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    wow thats freakin hilarious...
     

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