Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror, taking a hard look at herself. "You know, love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says . . . "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice . . . "Well. . . there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."