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The moral of the story is:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Aug 15, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Got this from Dave (Captain Chaos) thru an e-mail. Had to pass it on. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been
    > > > >dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
    > > > >married. My parents helped us in every way, my
    > > > >friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a
    > > > >dream!
    > > > >
    > > > >There was only one thing bothering me, very
    > > > >much indeed, and that one thing was her younger
    > > > >sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
    > > > >years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut
    > > > >blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near
    > > > >me and I got many a pleasant view of her
    > > > >underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it
    > > > >when she was near anyone else.
    > > > >
    > > > >One day little sister called and asked me to
    > > > >come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
    > > > >alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
    > > > >soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
    > > > >desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't
    > > > >really want to overcome. She told me that she
    > > > >wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    > > > >married and committed my life to her sister. I was in
    > > > >total shock and couldn't say a word.
    > > > >
    > > > >She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
    > > > >and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and
    > > > >get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock
    > > > >as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached
    > > > >the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
    > > > >down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
    > > > >moment, then turned and went straight to the front
    > > > >door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
    > > > >I walked straight towards my car.
    > > > >
    > > > >My future father-in-law was standing outside.
    > > > >With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
    > > > >very happy that you have passed our little
    > > > >test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
    > > > >Welcome to the family."
    > > > >
    > > > >The moral of this story is: always keep your
    > > > >condoms in your car.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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