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The most disgusting story I have ever read

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MOABDADC22, Mar 5, 2002.

  1. MOABDADC22

    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

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    One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was urinary pain.

    It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.

    She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up.

    When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

    Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.

    The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

    The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.

    If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor.

    It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure.

    At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's c**t when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes.

    You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
     
  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Information overload ! Next time could you be more graphic ? DAMN !
     
  3. shaggyk5

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    jesus. I really didnt need that. Try no to be so damn graphic.



    But im still fowarding it to a bunch of people.
     
  4. MOABDADC22

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    Hey, I didn't write the damn thing. I just pasted it here for all to see.
     
  5. Overkill

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    Ever see or read something that was so out there you couldn't stop, and then wish you could forget it? haha.
     
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    ummmmmm.....that would rate high on the OH MY GOD scale. Another question....WHY do people do this weird a** stuff? And who writes about it, grouse!!!
     
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    Rob 85K5 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Can you imagine the warning labels that are going to be on lobster tanks now, OMG!
     
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    LMAO!!!!! *WARNING!!!! Do not insert lobster.......*

    She deserved it for lighting the poor lobster's face on fire for her own 'pleasure'.
     
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    read this a little while ago, still makes me shiver.
    heard one about a kid who had to go to the hospital cause his older brother cracked him in the head with a brick, hard enough to knock him out. the parents asked him why he hit his brother, and he said that his brother was complaining about the pain in the front of his head for a couple of days, and they both decided to alleviate the pain with a dose of brick.
    when the doctors did an x-ray, they saw something weird, so they poked around in there. they found a shitload of baby cockroaches in his sinal cavity. they assume a momma roach crawled up his nose while he was sleeping, and layed eggs. they hatched, and now you know the rest of the story.


    fuukin eeeewwwww!
     
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    damn some people are so dumb but she got what she deserved lol
     
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    Hey a new diet plan.

    1) Read above story

    2) Every time you are hungry, recall the above

    3) Lose appetite or vomit any previously consumed food./forums/images/icons/tongue.gif/forums/images/icons/tongue.gif/forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

    4) Pay therapist $50 for the mental damage.
     
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    Good story to tell around the campfire... Death by lobster!
     
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    Those were new shoes I was wearing...

    I'm thinking this isn't a true story though. If it is true, please don't shatter my bubble of ignorance, I'm holding lunch better thinking it's bogus...
     
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    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif LMAO!!!

    Funny, but still, SICK!!!

    Stupid what people will do nowadays to get themselves "off". /forums/images/icons/frown.gif
     
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    Good greif how do people come up with such weird sh!t.
    Wouldn't a lobster tail be ummm rather uncomfotable.
     
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    Dont know why I read this on my lunch break! Think my Yoplait is coming back up...ugghhh
     
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    That's traumatizing.. I'm gonna have nightmares or something now... Oh well... I have soup and grilled cheese waitin on the stove, no time for being ill /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    I'm kinda sitting here thinkin this is a bunch of B.S. how in the world would a woman comfortable get a lobster tail in that position? I'm thinkin it would rip her to shreds.
     
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    WTF is wrong with some people?

    What kind of warped mind would do that vs. trolling the local bar for a date?

    Damn....!
     
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    I'm with ya there. OUCH!/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     

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