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The most functional word... SH!T

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Ryan B., Mar 12, 2002.

  1. Ryan B.

    Ryan B. 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    The Most Functional Word

    SH!T

    Sh!t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
    Consider:
    You can be sh!t faced,
    sh!t out of luck,
    or have sh!t for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your sh!t together,
    find a place for your sh!t
    or decide to sh!t or get off the pot.

    You can smoke sh!t,
    buy sh!t,
    sell sh!t,
    lose sh!t,
    find sh!t,
    forget sh!t,
    tell others to eat sh!t and die.

    Some people know their sh!t,
    while others can't tell the difference between sh!t and
    shineola.
    There are lucky sh!ts,
    dumb sh!ts,
    crazy sh!ts,
    and sweet sh!ts.

    There is bull sh!t,
    horse sh!t and
    chicken sh!t.

    You can throw sh!t,
    sling sh!t,
    catch sh!t,
    shoot sh!t,
    or duck when sh!t hits the fan.

    You can give a sh!t or
    serve sh!t on a shingle.
    You can find yourself in deep sh!t
    or be happier than a pig in sh!t.

    Some days are colder than sh!t,
    some days are hotter than sh!t,
    and some days are just plain sh!tty.

    Some music sounds like sh!t,
    things can look like sh!t,
    and there are times when you feel like sh!t.

    You can have too much sh!t,
    not enough sh!t,
    the right sh!t,
    the wrong sh!t or
    a lot of weird sh!t.

    You can carry sh!t,
    have a mountain of sh!t,
    find yourself up sh!t's creek without a paddle.
    Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh!t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t and come out smelling like roses.
    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic block of creation.
    And remember, once you know your sh!t, you don't need to know anything else!
    You could even pass this along if you give a sh!t.
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    very true lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. jimmyjack

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    HOLY SH!T!!!
     
  4. chevyfumes

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    Ahh crap /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  5. Ddragggon

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    actually, the F-word is mroe versitile.... I don't have the complete intro from the book here, but as it points out, `the F word can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and any other possible word structure. it can be used as nearly every word in a sentance, such as 'F*** the F***iing F***ers...' an exclaimation `F*** me!' anger, `F*** You,'

    etc. I'll have to see iffin I can;t find that book again... I bought a copy of it about 5 years ago, but someone stole the damn thing... ( its called teh F-word, and its 300 pages long, describing the anatomy of the word, its usages, international paralells, origins, and etc. )

    I'll admint one thing tho: Sh!t has its place, most notably in the Special High Intensity Training....

    -Rich
     
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    LMAO...Gonna have this post as one of my favorites /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    This is one of the funniest thing's I've read in quite a long time.. Thanks for this one..
     
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    Pretty funny sh!t!!! LOL!!!
     
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    BTT for Muddytazz... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     

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