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The New Plan

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ramjet gmc, Sep 9, 2003.

  1. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    Subject: FW: The New Plan

    > Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
    > need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
    >
    > Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
    >
    > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
    > for peace. So, here's one plan
    >
    >
    > 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    > affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
    > Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
    > "interfere" again.
    >
    > 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    > Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
    > would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
    > the fence.
    >
    > 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    > leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
    > will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
    > where they are. France would welcome them.
    >
    > 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
    > days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
    > would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
    > and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
    > don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
    >
    > 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
    > don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
    >
    > 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
    > wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but
    > will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
    > The caribou will have to cope for a while
    >
    > 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
    > for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
    > go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
    > filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
    >
    > 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
    > will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
    > rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
    > is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
    > little, if anything.
    >
    > 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
    > need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
    > would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
    >
    > 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
    > can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
    >
    > Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
    >
    > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
    > tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
    > yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -
    >
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  2. MOABDADC22

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    [ QUOTE ]
    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

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    That's great!! But Robin Williams didn't say it.
     
  4. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    i bet you are right but i did like it /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Now, if we could just get a candidate to say it I'd vote for him.

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    Amen Robin!!! /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  7. jekbrown

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    robin williams really said all that? wowzers, good times!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    only thing I disagree with is the idea of pulling all the troops stationed around the world back here to the US. Its handy to have guys to help out americans or embassys in need around the globe. That said, why we have men stationed in germany is beyond me. Russia isnt going to invade jack, and the germans have been less than useful of late. Personally, I think we should shop around in eastern europe to find a nation that wants a few bases. Our GI's sure do inject a lot of $$$$ into local economies... and right now I dont think the germans deserve it. just my opinion.

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    Sounds like a great plan. There is only one problem and this is why it will never be done.







    It makes too much sense.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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