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The new yorker goes to texas *rated pg-13*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by muddin4fun, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. muddin4fun

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    You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one. For you
    non-Texans ... the container for this 'snuff' is very large, flat and round, and the cowboy carries it in his back jeans pocket.

    Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo,and have sex with a real cowboy.
    Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable! And, I went to a real rodeo ...talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallup then
    jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
    They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real
    cowboy?"
    "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. newyorkin

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    So size does count?
     

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