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The nursing home. (Not kid friendly)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BamBamblazer, Mar 8, 2004.

  1. BamBamblazer

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    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
    around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
    maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
    sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the
    males actually joined in.

    One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
    Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he
    shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel
    fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it
    up to him. OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird
    Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof
    of insurance? "Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink
    coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

    As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
    Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable
    erection in his hand.

    "Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "not the breathalyzer again."

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    [ QUOTE ]
    "Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "not the breathalyzer again."

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    And Crazy Craig responds with a firm and serious "and this time lady, remove your dentures before you blow." /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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