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The Official Butt-hurt Making Thread!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Jan 21, 2006.

  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    **** South Dakota. The only thing this state is good for is small town diners, and ****ty land with low values that's ok to be nuked. Why else would we put nuke silos there? Because it's ****ty. Mm hmm. I can smell it from here, and the wind blows east.

    **** Canadians. These ****-for-brain people don't know who's boss. You know who's boss? I'll tell you. America is boss. Canada is America's bitch. Yeah. That's right. Bitch.

    **** plumbers. These damn "specialists" work with ****. How ****ed up in the head do you have to be to work with ****, day in, day out? I don't know what to do with these people, because I'm sure by this point they'd be right at home in gas chambers.

    **** these little pussies who get butt-hurt. I'm sorry if someone pokes your feelings, but would you rather have a red hot ****ing poker jammed in your eyeball? Wipe your snotty ****ing nose, spend a few minutes and push your panties back down your throat so that you might be able to pick your wedgie in a few hours, and NUT UP!




    I give this five minutes.
     
  2. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    Ooh, and EAT YOUR ****ING RITALIN!!!
     
  3. justhorsinaround

    justhorsinaround 3/4 ton status

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    Two minutes down.
     
  4. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    What, is everyone's ass numb? I'm disappointed...
     
  5. 84gmcjimmy

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    Yew hirt mi fealings :haha:
     
  6. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    Apparently everyone is to ****ing pussified to contribute? :deal:
     
  7. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    You know, society has sincerely ****ed people up. People that don't know how to deal with their feelings being hurt, things being said, actions being taken. Let me give you people a crash course...



    YOU **** WITH THE PEOPLE THAT ****ED WITH YOU!!!
     
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    I have a pic at home but, i am in so cal it had a nice pic of north a arica and tha caption was:

    "were bigger and were on TOP, it this was prison YOU (usa) would be OUR BITCH"
     
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    **** GREEN BUNNIES AND **** THIER SHADOWS!

    Hahahahahahaha
     
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    FOCK EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN!
     
  11. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    too much too read...
     
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    Your truck looks like poo poo...
     
  13. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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  14. gauder

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    What the fock? Fock it all!

    This has my vote for focking thread of the year!
     
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    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    I'm telling!
     
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    What the hell is wrong with you guys? You have no respect, I'm taking my ball and going home to massage my pained butt.
     
  17. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Centralia, Washington is full of wanna-be HOMOs with funny focking haircuts!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. gauder

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    Looks like someone's head hurts this morning.
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Its better than your butt hurting.
     
  20. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Better to have your butt hurt, than not to feel it anymore....:eek1:
     

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