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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    This site kicks hiney, and I have learned a tremondus amount of information from this stie.

    My thought is this, if you dont like the site, dont take the time to send steve some Hate mail, use this time to get your head out of your rear end and go else where. :D
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    From what I understand the problem lies mostly with unpaid members moaning about having to pay, or whining because they weren't allowed to seel their truck in the garage...etc, etc, etc.

    I'd hazard a guess that maybe 1% of ignoramus mail comes from within the paid membership.

    rene
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    If someone will give me one of those GMail accounts, I'll take ALLLLLLL the harassment mail

    Steve: Let me forward you to our complaint department

    RJ: Hi, thanks for your concern, I suggest you ask your mom for the membership dues
     
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    :grin:
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    GUY: $25 is a ripoff! I can get this info anywhere!

    RJ: Well, go to anywhere, and bring me back a pack of cigarettes

    GUY: HOW DO YOU SLEEP TAKING PILES OF MONEY FOR NOTHING!?

    RJ: Uhmmm, I think Steve sleeps on those big piles of money..... with money sheets and a wad of money for a pillow. Or in a house. Working his ass off. Someday, in my house, but that's just a dream.

    GUY: YOU SUCK!

    RJ: Sure dooooooooo, want a candy?


    Etc.



    I'd have so much fun!
     
  6. 3 on the tree

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    reply to all hate mail: would it upset you terribly if I asked you to take your silly assed whining to someone who really gives a fukk?
     
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    Ill give you a gmail account. I think it will be funny.
     
  8. Resurrection_Joe

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    Get Steve to go ahead and I will
     
  9. mosesburb

    mosesburb For Rent Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    With the eagerness in your tone, I think it might occur more along the lines of:


    Head of CK5 Complaint Dept: "Hi, thank you for your concern, if you could give me your mailing address I will send a free membership certificate to you at no cost."

    Whiner:
    My address is
    Incessant Whiner
    111 Beeatch St
    Dumassville 11111

    -----1hr later-----

    Whiner: [Hears knock on door and opens it]

    Opens door to find the leader of CK5's Complaint Department levelling large caliber firearm at him followed by an acutely loud BOOM!! (Blood, lots of blood, and some, albeit minimal, brain matter can be found on houses three streets away).

    Head of CK5 Complaint Dept: [In an eerily calm tone] Is there anything else I can do for you today sir?? What's that?? Ahhh, I didn't think so. Thank you for your non-patronage. If I can be of any help to you in the future, please let me know as we like to make sure everybody is happy with our site.



    :haha: :haha:


    Might be a fuzz over-the-top, but along those lines.
     
  10. Resurrection_Joe

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    WHINER: I DON'T NEED TO PAY! $25! IS REDICULOUS!

    RJ: I'll send you $25 if you do some work for me

    WHINER: LIKE WHAT!?

    RJ: Uhmmmmmm wash my car

    WHINER: THAT'S LOSER WORK!

    RJ: $25 TO WASH A CAR!? THATS A GREAT DEAL!

    WHINER: IS NOT!

    RJ: Lemme wash your car for $25 then, I need a nother years membership

    WHINER: NO!

    RJ: Well maybe you can do something else

    WHINER: LIKE WHAT!?

    RJ: Polish some wood

    WHINER: WHAT?

    RJ: Buff some hardwood!

    WHINER: HUH!?

    RJ: Flog my dolphin

    WHINER: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

    RJ: Rub one out?

    WHINER: PERVERT!?

    RJ: What! Can't a guy have some nice hardwood furniture, own a pet dolphin or have a scratch is his car!?

    WHINER: YOU SUCK

    RJ: Maybe for $25

    WHINER: GROSS!

    RJ: So are you my beautiful asian bride to be, or just another whining teenage bastard who would bring no real good contetnt to ck5 anyway?

    WHINER: I'm a hot asian girl

    RJ: REALLY!?

    WHINER: NO, YOU PANSY FAG! I'M A TOUGH GUY!

    RJ: Well are you hot?

    RJ: I could use somr company

    RJ: It's lonely here

    RJ: And cold

    RJ: I miss Can Can

    RJ: Come on sexy

    RJ: Warm me up

    RJ: Hello?
     
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    The first time i truely ROFLMAO d was just now thanks to RJ.
     
  12. Cricket

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    You'd be the perfect Rep for the complaint dept RJ.

    After trying to have a rational conversation with you the perp would shoot themselves in frustration thus solving the problem.
     
  13. kyser_soze

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    RJ. you should have a warning lable for those kind of posts.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    BLOODNINJA!!!!!!!!!:haha:

    John
     
  15. dontoe

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    Made me grin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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