The Official Funny Story Thread!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Mar 5, 2007.

  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

    Apr 22, 2002
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    Centralia, Washington
    I'll start.

    The moldy donuts
    Back in August, I was working my last two days at Safeway. They had scheduled me for the 5am shift. I didn't get up early enough to make breakfast, so I stopped at a quikie mart on the way to work. I picked up some Hostessy goodness, in the form of a 6-pack of powdered, raspberry filled donuts. I ate three on the way to work, and saved the other three for breakfast the next day.

    On the way to work the next day, I was walking under a streetlight (no car at the time), and happened to look at the donut I was eating. It was the last half of the sixth donut of goodness. Something was amiss.

    Inside the donut, there was a hint of raspberry filling visible. Far less than there should have been. Upon closer inspection, I saw the dough had been FULLY replaced by a fuzzy grey mold. I stopped, and briefly considered finishing it anyway (I've eaten worse). I ended up tossing it, wishing I had more donuts.

    The date on the box was two weeks previous.

    What are some of your funny stories? I'll post up another one later. :D
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Jan 21, 2001
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    Went to a whorehouse one night.

    Went to the free clinic the next day.

    Had surgery 48 hours later.

    Now I don't know what I am.

    The end.

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