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The outhouse

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to
    use an
    > outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the
    summer,
    cold
    > in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the
    bank
    > of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that
    > outhouse into the creek. One day after a spring rain, the creek was
    swollen
    > so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into
    the
    > creek. He got a large branch and started pushing. Finally, the
    outhouse
    > toppled into the creek and floated away.
    > >
    > > That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
    supper.
    > Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad
    replied,
    > "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you wasn't
    it,
    > son?"
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I
    read in
    > school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
    didn't
    > get into trouble because he told the truth." The dad replied, "Well
    son,
    > George Washington's father wasn't
    > > in that cherry tree,......was he?"
     
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