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The Parachute~JOKE~

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Mar 20, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board, but
    only 3 parachutes.

    The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
    player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he took the
    first parachute and left the plane.

    The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
    former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in
    the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President
    and, above all, the smartest woman in the world." She grabbed the
    second
    parachute and jumped out of the plane.

    The third passenger, the Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10
    year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years
    left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
    last
    parachute."

    The boy said, "It's ok, there's still a parachute left for you.
    America's smartest woman took my school backpack."
     
  2. riz

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    <font color=blue> Good one !
     
  3. chevyfumes

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Oh Donna you always come through for me when I need ya the most.../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    I like pizza...
     
  5. blazen91

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    O how I wish this was a news artical and not just a joke!!
     
  6. Greenblazer-AZ

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    If only that were a true story. In my opinion that woman is the most despicable kind of criminal scum.
     
  7. chvyhs

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    That's a good one.
     

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