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The Patch

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    One day two stupid hicks were driving down the road, drinking beer.

    The passenger, Bubba said, lookey up ahead Earl. It'sa po-leece road block! We're gonna get busted for drinking these here beers.

    Don't worry Bubba, Earl said. We'll just pull over and finish drinking these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.

    What fer? asked Bubba.

    Just let me do the talkin' okay, Earl advised.

    They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the road block, the sheriff said, Have you boys been drinking?

    No sir, said Earl. We're on the patch.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    LMFAO!!!
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Great joke!
     
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    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty funny stuff!!!!!! A feel the urge to make another email. LOL!!!!!!!!!
     

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