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The Patrol Car Went Prerunning Again............

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I hate when that happens.....................................

    Especially through a ditch with 3 foot weeds and I can't tell if I'm gonna die, get maimed and/or otherwise an asschewing for tearing it up............. :D
     
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    Did ya get 'em???
     
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    Hell Bubba, just blame it on the ABS malfunctioning! From what you've said about the mechanics, they'll never be able to figure out if its true or not.
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I was leaving a call..................... :doah:

    I got learnt early on that ABS isn't ABS on the dirt..................... :D
     
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    Hey I have an ideal............Learn how to focking drive :D :haha:
     
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    What is it then?
     
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    If he learnt how to drive he'd have no more excuses for accidentally running over perps.
     
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    Of Course..........when they get away, well those stories seem to be forgotten :doah: :D
     
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    You cant say something like that and not include a full re-telling of how it happened.


    JUST WRONG BROTHER!
     
  10. Inu-Hanyou1776

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    Well, how bad you tear the front suspension up? A-arms completely ripped off the frame?
     
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    You really need one of those dash cameras. :bow: :haha: :haha:
     
  12. Inu-Hanyou1776

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    Definitely! Then we could SEE how bad you tore the car up instead of you just telling us!
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Or aim it at your face so that we can see the pucker factor rachet up as you leave the pavement. :haha:
     
  14. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Umm, I have one. In fact a screenshot from a video my camera took was my avatar for awhile.......................

    So if y'all wankers want a story, here's the story.............

    We went to a call Friday night. We left. Unknowlingly, I went the wrong way when I left the house. I was fiddling with my radio so I could call into dispatch. When I got down fiddling (the way we came in was mostly straight road) I looked up and I was about 75% through a 90 degree turn and there was nothing but ditch and weeds and other unseen objects in front of me.

    So I slammed the brakes, tires sort of kind of lock up, I turn the wheel, I slid off into the ditch, I'm still moving, get on the gas, get car pointed towards the road, praying like hell those weeds are not hiding some large object of destruction, shoot the car through the ditch for about 50 feet until it's back on the road and continue on like nothing happened.

    No damage, no destruction and continued on to my next destination which was an apartment complex so we could tell some poor soul that we had a warm bed for him down at our hotel and we were the taxi service.

    You guys are just jealous cause it's a Ford and nothing, to include sliding it out in a truck stop parking lot, slamming it into some curbs, airing it out at 70 miles an hour, airing it out at about 40 miles an hour, submerging it into a mudbath, getting it stuck several times, one of which required a yank from the K5 and various other bumps, bangs and several hundred miles of keeping the go pedal on the floor has stopped it. It has hereby ruinated your opinion of Ford Quality, though if you know how the fuel filter is attached, you'd probably laugh.........................................

    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    sounds like any typical GOV
    you beat the hell out of them and they ask for more
    beeing that i am in a constant state of introubleness at work lately, i have been allot nicer to the viechles here lately.
    the f-250 that we have has been my favorite target
    the right rear tire has very much less tread than the left rear,strange :confused:
     
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    It's only built that tough now because Ford knows they can't sh*tchange you guys since the General decided to kill the REAL Police Cars, the 94-96 Caprice 9C1's. I still haven't forgiven GM for doing that, and probably never will as long as I live, but I'm a little less mad now since they did finally decide to start building a V8 Impala SS again, even though it's still a front-driver.
     
  17. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Impalas suck........................
     
  18. Inu-Hanyou1776

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    The new ones or the old ones?
     
  19. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    The old ones for sure. We won't touch them. Several counties here in the state tried them and they didn't hold up to the type of stuff we go through...........
     
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    I have grown very fond of my Gran Marquis. Black with limo tint, aluminum Lincoln rims, and a trunk that will hold at least four adult bodies :eek1: . That little 4.6 screams, too. Granted, I don't off road it like you Bubba, but then again, it's my POV.

    John
     

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