Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

The Pirate Captain

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Apr 13, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2001
    Posts:
    20,716
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Undisclosed Location
    Once upon a time, there was a Pirate Captain. He was the most successful pirate captain ever. He had lead his ship and crew throughout the world killing and pillaging. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his first mate approached him.

    "Sir," said the first mate. "I've noticed that in every battle we've been in, you've ordered someone to get your red shirt. And in every battle, you've worn the same red shirt. Why Sir?"

    The pirate captain stood silent for a moment, taking in the aroma of the sea.

    "First mate," replied the pirate captain. "I wear that red shirt in battle because if I was to ever get shot by musket or sliced by sword, I don't want my crew to see the blood and get discouraged. I want my crew to fight to the death."

    The first mate pondered this revelation and walked off.

    A few hours later, the pirate captain and first mate were standing next to each other when the lookup bellowed, "8 Spanish Galleons, full sail, coming our way."

    The pirate captain turned to his first mate. "First mate, get my brown pants."
     
  2. Pugsley

    Pugsley 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2001
    Posts:
    3,556
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Tucson, Arizona
    Bwahahaha!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2000
    Posts:
    17,899
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    portland oregon
    lmao!!!!!!!!
     
  4. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2000
    Posts:
    11,117
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    .
  5. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2000
    Posts:
    6,026
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Wisconsin
    <font color=blue> I've always loved that one !
     

Share This Page