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The Poker Player

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Oct 17, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Two couples were playing cards one evening. John
    accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.

    When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
    he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide,
    wasn't wearing any underwear!

    Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up
    again, hit his head on the table and emerged red
    faced.

    Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
    refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did
    you see anything that you liked under there?"

    Surprised by her boldness, John courageously
    admitted that, well, indeed he did. She said,
    "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500".

    After taking a minute or two to assess the financial
    as well as the moral costs of this offer, John
    indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells
    him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday
    afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at
    her house around 2.00 PM Friday afternoon.

    When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's
    house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp
    and after paying her the agreed sum of $500 they
    went to the bedroom and closed their sexual
    transaction as Sue had promised.

    Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left. As
    usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon
    entering the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did
    John come by the house this afternoon?"

    A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he
    did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

    Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
    curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

    In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found
    out, and after mustering up her best poker face,
    replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

    Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised
    his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did.
    John came by the office this morning and
    borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by
    our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me
    back."

    NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER! ! !
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  3. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    lmao /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha. omg that is great. later.

    jacob
     
  4. Goober

    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    Hehehe, that 's pretty good!


    Hmmmm... That gives me an idea. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
  5. jackedjimmy350

    jackedjimmy350 1/2 ton status

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    ah reminds me of....me. cunning, sly, wiley /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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