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the polish man

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 29, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly Polish gentleman.
    "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
    "I want Natalie," the old man replied.
    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
    "No, I must see Natalie."
    Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
    The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old Polish man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.
    When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old Polish man:
    "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
    The old polish man replied, "I'm from Poland."
    "Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
    "Yes, I know," replied the old Polish man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you.
     
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    <font color="blue">Many variations to that joke ......... all are funny ! LOL ! </font color>
     
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    See , we really aren't that dumb :bow:
     
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    :rotfl: :haha: :rotfl: :haha: :rotfl: :haha: :rotfl: :haha:
     
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    You got that right !
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    the Poles rock. You can't be sandwiched between the Germans and the Russians for that long and not be either a) completely wiped out as a culture or b) total badasses.

    I hear their spec ops guys have helped us a bit in the mideast... :thinking:

    j
     
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    We are total badasses :bow:
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    have to give the poles props... but don't let it go to your head... my people are GERMANS. :grin:

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    man how big of a shovel did you need to dig up this old thread?
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    paulys been diggin... :thinking:

    j
     
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    it wasnt verry funny the first time, it took 4 years for the first response and another year for the 2nd lol
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    yeah, but think of the longevity of the knee-slappin' good times! it just keeps going and going. Like a hippie getting punched in the face, it never gets old! :grin:

    j
     

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