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the politician

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Sep 11, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    While walking down the street one day a politician, a head of state
    > >is tragically hit by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is
    > >met by St. Peter at the entrance.
    > >"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
    > >there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you
    > >so we're not sure what to do with you."
    > >"No problem, just let me in," says the lady.
    > >"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is
    > >have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose
    > >to spend eternity."
    > >"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the head of
    > >state.
    > >"I'm sorry but we have our rules."
    > >And with that, St. Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down,
    > >down, down to Hell. The doors open and she finds herself in the middle
    > >of a green golf course.
    > >In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all her friends
    > >and other politicians who had worked with her, everyone is very happy
    > >and in evening dress. They run to greet her, hug her, and reminisce about
    > >good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people. They
    play a
    > >friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
    > >Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a
    > >good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time
    > >before she realizes it, it is time to go.
    > >Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The
    > >elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St.Peter
    > >is waiting for her.
    > >"Now it's time to visit Heaven."
    > >So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented
    > >souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have
    > >good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone, by and St.
    > >Peter returns.
    > >"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose
    > >your eternity."
    > >She reflects for a minute, then the head of state answers: "Well, I
    > >would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think
    > >would be better off in Hell."
    > >So Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down
    > >to Hell.
    > >Now the doors of the elevator open and she is in the middle of a barren
    > >land covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in
    > >rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.
    > >The Devil comes over to her and lays his arm on her neck.
    > >"I don't understand," stammers the head of state. Yesterday I was here
    > >and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and
    > >danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage
    > >my friends look miserable.
    > >The Devil looks at her, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning.
    > >Today you voted for us!"
  2. mud390

    mud390 1/2 ton status

    Oct 31, 2002
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    Little Rock, Arkansas
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    Sad, but true!

  3. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

    Mar 13, 2003
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    Quartz Hill, So. Cal
    So thats how it works /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif

  4. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.
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