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THE POOPIE LIST

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gm4x, Apr 10, 2004.

  1. gm4x

    gm4x 1/2 ton status

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    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif

    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif

    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. /forums/images/graemlins/hack.gif

    GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. /forums/images/graemlins/ears.gif

    DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

    CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

    WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. /forums/images/graemlins/weld.gif

    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif what about the bird shot poopie: where it sprays the bowl and your ass. Or the too late poopie: self explanitory. Or the sense the bowl poopie: somehow the spincter knows you close!!
     
  3. 84gmcjimmy

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    I have to go to the bathroom now... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
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    peanut butter poopie - the sh!t that you CAN"T wipe out, and if you force it end in with brown fingers /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    I officially chastise you for not editing "poopie" out of that block of text

    "Poopie" what the hell....
     
  6. gm4x

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    I have to go to the bathroom now... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif

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    Just stay away from the Mr T brand toilet paper. It's ruff & tuff & don't take $hit of nobody!
     
  7. 84gmcjimmy

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    I have to go to the bathroom now... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif

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    Just stay away from the Mr T brand toilet paper. It's ruff & tuff & don't take $hit of nobody!

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif My mom buys really soft stuff, or really rough stuff. It doesn't make sense. This roll is rough /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
     
  8. gm4x

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    I have to go to the bathroom now... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif

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    Just stay away from the Mr T brand toilet paper. It's ruff & tuff & don't take $hit of nobody!

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif My mom buys really soft stuff, or really rough stuff. It doesn't make sense. This roll is rough /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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    Thanks for sharing....I'll sleep better tonight knowing THAT! /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  9. 84gmcjimmy

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    sharing is good /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
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    sharing is good

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    I dunno, that's a little questionable when it comes to poopie... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Just the word poopie has me cracking up. Not often you hear an adult call it that... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Im still young so know one can give me a weird look /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
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    sharing is good

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    I dunno, that's a little questionable when it comes to poopie... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Just the word poopie has me cracking up. Not often you hear an adult call it that... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    I may be 47.....but never admitted to being an adult /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    sharing is good

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    I dunno, that's a little questionable when it comes to poopie... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Just the word poopie has me cracking up. Not often you hear an adult call it that... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    I may be 47.....but never admitted to being an adult /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    on the outside your 47, but in the inside, your still a youngster /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    My mom buys really soft stuff, or really rough stuff. It doesn't make sense. This roll is rough

    [/ QUOTE ] i went grocery shoppin once and my roommate told me to pick up some "ass wipe" so being the good friend i am and wanting to save money... i got him that "1 ply campground paper" that stuff hurts like hell and never goes away. he bitched for 2 months about it. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifLMAO
     
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    hahah that must of have what my mom got /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     

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