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The Pope, John Kerry, G.W. Bush and Dick Cheney

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Oct 1, 2004.

  1. gjk5

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    On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off shore. There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush, quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then using baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
    Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick, "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
    has all of God's wisdom." "Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing...how's the bait holding up?"
     
  2. mosesburb

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    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    I've heard a different version of this, but I like this one much better /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    I remeber back when I was vaugely interested in Heavy Metal (the magazine) that someone had done a few books with an extremely Ronald Reagan looking character, but in a hip 50's all american outfit and all badass

    Someone should do that with Bush

    Maybe I will later
     

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