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The Postman

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Oct 17, 2005.

  1. wasted wages

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    There's this guy that has been a postman all his life and is retiring after 30 years,and he decides to thank all the people on his route.

    He knocks on the door of this woman,and she answers the door in her bath robe,she invites him in and after he tells her he is retiring, she starts to come on to him and takes him into the bedroom and has her way with him.

    After they are done he say's "that was great but, I've got to get going"
    She stops him at the front door, smiles and hands him a dollar.

    He sticks the dollar in his pocket and say's "you know, in 30 years I've never had anything like this happen.

    She say's " I heard you were retiring and I told my husband, We should do something nice for the postman",,

    And my husband said,"Screw 'em,,,give him a buck"
     
  2. BranndonC

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    ha, lucky postman. but now i have that oldies song "wait a minute mr post man"
     
  3. Inu-Hanyou1776

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    Which version? The original version (don't know the Motown group that did it), or The Beatles version? I like The Beatles' version better.
     
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    mo town version in my head
     

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