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the priest and the nun...joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 55Willy, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. 55Willy

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    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.
    He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
    crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
    The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.

    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
    looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

    The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand.

    Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
    again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized
    "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

    Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and
    went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve
    a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
     
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