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The Real Thread Complete With Poll

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Nov 24, 2006.

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Official Pregnancy Thread

  1. Yes, we need a thread to chat about the trials and tribulations of pregnancy

    62.7%
  2. No, I'm a loser nOOb, I hate kids, the mental health folks are here looking over my shoulder

    25.5%
  3. I'm Naked Cause I'm Homoghey (females excluded)

    11.8%
  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Cast your votes folks.................
     
  2. Corey 78K5

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    I say it's a good ideal. When me and my wife were going through the whole pregnancy thing I got a lot of good advice from Paul and Kim. Paul even went so far as to have a blanket made for my daughter with her name embroidered on it. I made sure they were one of the first ones we called when she was born. To this day they both still ask about her when I talk to them on the phone. Friends like that are hard to come by and the advice is priceless.....
     
  3. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    You got Ratch to pose for an avatar?
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I'm gonna love taking the screenshot of this one:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  5. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Well, if you ant to talk aboot pregnancy, we have three and I do believe that I have seen it all except for a c-section.
     
  6. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    ill admit it, im a loser noob.
     
  7. chevyfumes

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    I watched the wife get a C section when my son was born. I have seen the inside of her body....:eek1:
     
  8. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    that is just plain weird., but cool!
     
  9. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Thats true love.
     
  10. Corey 78K5

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    My wife had the "C". They had a curtain up so she couldn't see herself with her stomach cut open and had me comfort her. They let me look when about half of her was sticking out and all I saw was my daughter. I had been up for like 30 something hours and all I could focus on was her little face. I don't even recall seeing blood or anything of that nature. The experience was heart pounding and funny all in one cause I was so exited after waiting 7 1/2 years and my wife was so focked up on the drugs and was saying some funny sh!t:haha: :haha:
     
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    sounds like a good idea to me, my wife is almost through our first pregnancy, and thankfully it's been a good, problem free pregnancy at that, but i cant wait for the delivery, i dont do well with blood and guts so i hope its a standard delivery to spare me as much chance of falling out as possible lol
     
  12. cbbr

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    I have no problem gutting an animal. Blood and guts don't phase me at all. But when my first son appeared, I swear I felt faint.
     
  13. chevyfumes

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    I also had to go to the Doc and be put on high blood preasure meds during the pregnancy. If you can hear nothing else in a noisy room besides your blood pulsing through your veins, you may be ready for a stroke and I aint talkin happy ending stroke...
     
  14. Corey 78K5

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    All I know is after 26 hours of labor and the Doc telling us that she only dilated to a 6 and and went back down to a 5 we were ready to get it over with.
     
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    i can do animals, its people stuff botherin me lol i had a buddy whos wife had a C section and he fainted, he almost made it through lol
     
  16. Corey 78K5

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    OK who the hell voted that they were Homo Ghey????????
     
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    Yep nothing like seeing your wifes inners fliped up on her chest, And I saw mine twice. Our 2nd one was so big I think the nurse had to get up on her ribs and push with her knee so he'd pop out :eek1:
     
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    RJ???:haha: when my bestest buddy was born,we were in a room so the wife could see the whole thing. well that didn't happen.BUT i got to watch:D i was thinking about what my cousin said,"they look like klingons".so i was waiting for the crinkled forehead and stuff.and then there was Audric:bow: full size head and all.i was glad my wife was on a spinal.:eek1: he did not have the pointyhead at all.one of the dumbest things though was,THE HOSPITAL TOUR...what a waste of time.they show us everything 5 monthes before the date it happens.like i'm gonna remember the layout when i get there at 1AM.when we get there we sit in the theater and can ask questions to a nurse.she says don't ask questions about insurance.the first question" does my ins cover this?"HUUUUUUand this went on for twenty minutes.so we go on a tour,when we get to the room (there was about 22 peeps with us) the fookers went through the bathroom like it was differenent than any other.??????i thought WHAT WAS DIFFERENT IN THERE ASS HOLE?????LOOK AT THE DAMN MIRROR!!!:laugh: :laugh:
     
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    Just say NO, to Screaming Poop Machines!!!
     
  20. Corey 78K5

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    You know your married when you wipe the piss and vaginal mucus looking stuff from your wifes vagina after she just took a piss during her labor:eek1: I sucked it up like a man cause I said I would be there through the whole thing:thumb:
     

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