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The redneck and the minister.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Jan 24, 2007.

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    A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck from Texas on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.



    The redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips".

    The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said. "sh*t, me too. I didn't know we had a choice".



     
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    What airline was that????:haha:
     

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