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The Senior Citizen and the State Trooper

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Feb 24, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.
    He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing
    through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought
    as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.
    Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind
    him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

    "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it
    some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

    Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He
    pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up
    with him.

    The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir,"
    he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday.
    If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
    I'll let you go."

    The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a
    Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

    The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day
     
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    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ha for once I get to say it......


    REPOST but I love that one /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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