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The Test (joke)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BamBamblazer, Jun 12, 2004.

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    A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one
    at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

    The children began:
    "Red............cherry,"
    "Yellow.........lemon,"
    "Green.........lime,"
    "Orange........orange."

    Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God! They're assholes!!!"
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