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The Texan

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

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    A Texan buys a round of drinks for all the folks in
    the bar after announcing that his wife had just given
    birth to a "typical" Texas baby boyweighing 25 pounds.

    Congratulations showered from everyone.

    Exclamations of WOW filled the air.

    A woman faints from sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later the Texan returns to the same bar.
    The bartender asks "Hey, aren't you the father of the
    "typical" Texas baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at
    birth.

    "Yep, that's me" replied the Texan.

    "Well, how much does he weigh now"?

    "Seventeen pounds" answered the proud father.

    "Seventeen pounds! what happened? He weighed 25
    pounds at birth" said the puzzled bartender.

    The Texas father takes a slow swig from his lone star
    beer, wipes his mouth on his sleeve, leans into the
    bartender with his best Texas accent and says:

    "HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED"!
     

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